In a glass case on the upper level of the iconic Melbourne stadium is housed a vibrant pink suit performed in by the entertainer. His show in front of a hundred thousand fans was hailed as a success.
You might not like the performer. You might think he is the finest offering to music known to man. Alternatively, you may hold a middle ground, conceding that some hits are fantastic while others are awful.
The central idea is that amusement can manifest in countless ways. You like what you like. There is not a single method to craft music or even the longest format.
The Peerless Spectrum of The Test Format
Test cricket boasts unrivalled depth. One struggles to think of another sport where the playing is so reliant upon conditions.
The climate, the time of day, the red ball – the list is endless. Above all is the wicket.
If Test cricket is art, the pitch is the blank slate on which the cricketers craft their legacy.
A Test of Cubism: The Melbourne Spectacle
The recent Melbourne match between Australia and England was Test cricket cubism, the established format broken apart and stuck back together in an unusual manner.
It must be stated this is not a endorsement of the surface which produced a triumph and the another short match of the series.
Having 10mm of grass on the surface, resulting in 36 wickets being taken in less than two days, is not an even battle between batter and bowler.
A Rich Tapestry: The Essence of Test Cricket
But any suggestion this was a inferior show, one that should be footnoted as inauthentic, is incorrect.
Test cricket is a varied portfolio, a long history and still growing. Sometimes, as witnessed recently, the cricket ball behaves unpredictably for the fast men. In contrast, it grips and turns on a spinning track. At other venues, the pitch is dead, other times it bounces unevenly.
The close matches are all the more thrilling due to the patience made in other matches.
Problem Solving: The Real Challenge
Specific conditions are embraced more freely than others.
The contention in Melbourne was that the equilibrium was skewed excessively towards the bowlers. That the best players were prevented from demonstrating their skill.
The format is about problem solving – interpreting the situation and responding accordingly. The best individual contributions were made by acknowledged players. One team was less disciplined than the other, and thus ended up second best.
Pure Elation: For Those Who Waited
Try telling the supporters who have experienced a long drought that this wasn't compelling.
In one section of the ground, countless fans celebrated and created an atmosphere, generating a party atmosphere in a heartland of sport.
There was hope as the attack surged, momentum when players scored quickly, and unconditional love when the victory was secured.
Contrasting Examples: The Range of Test Matches
The venue has a history with pitch problems. In the past, a match there featured a strip with all the life of a pulled Christmas cracker.
That contest was a grind, with few wickets and slow play. This recent match and that slow Test are extreme ends of the scale – both are not ideal, yet significance can be attached to them.
Deep into the series into the current series, it is the two-day matches that will live longest in the collective consciousness.
"This isn't the end of the format at all," commented a past champion. "Spectators who have been lucky enough to see these 48 hours have been treated to some fantastic sport. Different entertainment."
Signs of Progress: Looking Ahead
In the lead-in to this match, the captain spoke like a man carrying the heavy burden on his mind.
The players delivered for him, reinstating the smile to his face.
Emerging talents stepped up with crucial roles. These are small positives, hardly enough to secure long-term success, but a starting point to develop from.
Ultimately, this Melbourne victory takes its place among other notable performances in meaningless games.
As the crowd departed into a stunning sunset, the squad assembled on the field to start their own celebrations.
Savour the moment, boys. This victory was hard-fought.